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3:30PM - Sunday May 16, 2004 ----- From: "UberWench" To: "Kryptonite" Sent: Saturday, May 15, 2004 11:28 PM Subject: Hi hi hi! Hi! THis is your drunk email! It's a very drunk email! I wish you were here right now I want to kiss you you. And dance. I wish I was dancing. I want to go out dancing ad n make women buy me beer. Mmm... bhoobies... Um. I don't have a shirt on. It's too hot.
LI am home in front of my computer with no shirt on. I was drunk before 8pm. I love vanilla vodka a lot. And B-52sssssss. And beer. Beer is good. ILvooove beer. My boobs still hurt, btu I don't really care. Lawrenc is bringing me water. It's in the fellatio mug. I love that.
It's very hard to see. I think I will be hunngooooover. Heh. I'm dirnking wateeer. I wish youwere here. THis is a funny email I htink because of the bad spelling. I kiss you! I'm going to go next door. I hear Deb laughing. ----- From: "UberWench" To: "Kryptonite" Sent: Sunday, May 16, 2004 1:04 AM Subject: I kiss you! I smooch you! I hug you! Do you have any idea how mayn spaces I put in those sentences? A lott. I tiook them out. My thumbs are heavy. I danced with Donna. SHe still calls you FIsh. Stupid heavy thumbs. I had a lot of vodka. Did I mentiont that? AFteeer abpout half the bottle I had to stop because the coke was too sweet. BEer is better. ANd B-52s. THe B-52s made me mis syou a whole lot. I just wanted to kiss you witht he B-52 burning it's way down my throat. I mis syou. I lovve B-52sssss.
I can hear Butch and Bear still lauging next door. ----- Amazingly enough, I had no hangover this morning and a bit of water took care of the dehydration. Send me your drunk email stories!
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