11:04PM - Monday July 5, 2004
Trapeze Act!
Ahhh... now we come to Saturday night! It was positively scandalous, and would have been even more so had Kryptonite come up to the city to see the burlesque show. Silly, silly man. His friend was coming up to the show, he could have gotten a ride, but he didn't come. Silly, silly man. He said he'd probably regret his decision, and I told him he would because I was going to send him pictures. Heh.

Anyway, Beaver Fever was an awesome show! All the cute and sassy Canadian Girl Guides, the first aid demonstrations, the trapeze act, the Tit Horton's women, LeNoire... the acts were fabulous. There was a very cute drag king act to "I Think We're Alone Now" and an awesome girls sleepover act. Hilarious. By the time the Tit Horton's skit came around, I was feeling rowdy having consumed quite a few beer and the contents of my whiskey flask, adn I yelled "Gimme a Tim Bit!" And well, one of them came strutting back up the aisle, licked a Tim Bit and fed it to me. Hee! I'm bad. And rude. But I got a chocolate Tim Bit.

Durga and I danced our asses off, and then we went to the after party, where we danced some more, smoked some dope, ate veggie pate that was to die for, and made out with each other and others like fiends. I think we crawled back to my place at about 5am and then proceeded to have some raunchy sex.

Anyway, I have a lovely polaroid of me with the fabulous trapeze women, and a condom, a cleverly folded program/zine, and some awesome memories. I wanna do burlesque! You might see me in the next show.

People are still coming up to me today to tell me they saw me at Vortex and that I was awesome. It really is like five minutes of fame.

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