10:12PM - Sunday November 7, 2004
Midnight Madness, Afternoon Delight.
So I've been lucky enough to work two closing shifts in a row, ona weekend, at Penningtons this week. And last night was Midnight Madness, tax-free all day, and the scratch and save promotion is on, and the store was open til eleven. Then we had a staff meeting at ten this morning.

I am tired.

I got home from the crazy consumer buy-fest Saturday night, and was wound up and couldn't sleep. My feet hurt, my back hurt, and I was exhausted, but I had trouble getting to sleep. And then, I had Midnight Madness nightmares. I dreamt that we were closed, but people kept pushing in the door even though it was supposed to be locked, and it was my job to keep them out. Everybody was pushing on me, and yelling at me, and it was really awful.

Pathetic, eh? Nightmares about my part-time retail job.

Saturday afternoon was a different story, however. I had one of those weird attacks of lust I get sometimes. I think I'm on a yearly cycle of them or something, like I go into overdrive around Samhain. Andway, I was innocently playing Kingdom of Loathing, I had a few adventures left for the day, when I just got, well, horny. And of course, Kryptonite isn't up this weekend, and the Roomie is home, so I run to my bedroom, turn on some music, and crawl under my covers with my complete collection of Best American Erotica, my Hitachi Magic Wand, and my favourite silicone dildo. An hour and many orgasms later, my arms were tired, my bed was wet because I'd soaked through my towel, my Hitachi was overheating, and I was still unsatisfied, and had to get showered and ready for work.

All I did was take the edge off. I don't know whether I'm ovulating early or what, cause man, I could go right now.

Solo orgasms are great, but if Kryptonite had been here, I could have had SO many more--when someone else is doing the manual labour (Hee! Manual!) all I have to concentrate on is coming. He does all the work, which he loves, and I get all the orgasms, which I love. It works out, so very very well. Oh yes.

Needless to say, I think Kryptonite is in for it when he shows up this Friday--there's a burlesque show to go to, as well! Last time we went to a burlesque show together, he and I both ended up injured from the sexual acrobatics.

I'll make sure we stretch and drink plenty of fluids...

Here's wher I tell you where you can see the boobies!

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